PRIMO CABALLEROS
Edward
This is what this comic is about, I guess. Edward enjoys things and talking about them. Also, doing them.
With his penis (a lot). durrrrp
Bradley
Edward's best pal. Too bad he's always too busy being a bouche to any of Edward's exciting adventure plans. Brad enjoys making Edward's life miserable just as much as Edward enjoys ruining Bradley's life.
Angel
He is a guy. Not a girl. Although he does enjoy making out a lot, so I mean I don't know what else to say about him.
Scott
Scott's a big fan of the ladies, and makes various attempts at putting his smooth movies to work. At best, he's copied Edward's plan at becoming WEBCOMIC FAMOUS and then scoring all the ladies. What a jerk.
Adam
Adam likes to come to Edward with a lot of problems, as well as go on adventures with Edward. Adam is a dependable pal for Edward.
Chimpo
He is a pal of Edward's from THE INTERNET who usually doesn't like most of Edward's plans. I hear he likes playing Sonic 2 a lot.
Meg
For the most part, Meg's a fairly happy person. She enjoys cute things and generally most things that Edward doesn't enjoy. Often, she'll try a new trick at hugging Edward. Though for the most part, it fails miserably.
Internet
Jackass of the world, and generally tells stuff to Edward he doesn't want to know. Did you know that there is scat orgy fanart of Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica AND Firefly available for viewing? You didn't know that? Aren't you glad you know now? ~~~~~~Internet~~~~~
Greg
He is a pal of Edward. Also: quite black.
Jorsh
Ex-roomate of Edward, Josh's love for the ladies rival that to Scott's.... The big difference here is that Josh is successful in capturing ladies into the big sex.
Lois
Lois likes making fun of Edward, which makes her a big jerk >:(
WEST SIDE CHOLOS
Thaddeus
Brother to Edward, he has taught Edward everything he knows about being awesome in all of his adventures. Then he went and got him a wife and kids, so adventures for Thaddeus have been far and few between :(
Wafflepuppy
A freak of nature that likes to fly around and pick up Edward for adventures (when Edward obviously does NOT want to).
Troggles
He is not actually a hockey stick (tru story).
Tony
Tony likes using computers and playing a lot of Nintendo. One time I won a game of Clay Fighters against him and he threw a big hissy fit. What a fucking crybaby.